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Waiting Demotivational Poster


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




HEY - Wanna make out?




WAITING - It's the hardest thing


TAGS: waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by btrinko

mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:51 am, #225445
i think the hardest thing is to truley please a girl
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:03 pm, #225345
Derailing is inevitable...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2011, 5:33 pm, #225338

nah...the hardest thing should be rounding the bend at about 100 mph.
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:04 am, #225322
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:03 am, #225321
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
btrinko - October 25, 2011, 8:43 am, #225320
ore like waiting for it to run me over
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:23 am, #225317
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?


UNTIL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: marriage waiting game mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am, #231518
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm, #231507
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231506
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm, #231503
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm, #231502

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm, #231500
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


PATIENCE -


TAGS: waiting for the one
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

djrcreative - February 7, 2012, 12:30 am, #229046
At first I thought this was LiquidAngel, until I saw the Creator. I must say, I like it better. :o
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:22 pm, #229021
don't cry there's still m5ster baiting :)


HURRY UP AND WAIT -


TAGS: so tired of waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:18 pm, #196316

it WAS my disney trip. beauty spacedog....5L
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:49 pm, #196313
Ha Haaaa!!! 5er
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:44 pm, #196311
sounds like our Disneyland trip.. nice one Space


JAYWALKERS -


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm, #235267

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm, #235262
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half n**** women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm, #235261

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm, #235252
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!


WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.


TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm, #239328
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm, #239326
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am, #239325
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am, #239324
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am, #239322
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am, #239318
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long sh**... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am, #239317

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am, #239316
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience waiting calendar
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am, #236310
hahaha, I know what you mean


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm, #213240
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


Time Relativity -


TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am, #252014
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am, #252011
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!


MY ONE WISH -




ARIZONA'S GUN POLICY -


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm, #166813
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am, #148739
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!


WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR


TAGS: fat chicks waiting mcdonalds funny
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am, #223902
I build them all the time.


LIFE -




Wait Here -


TAGS: waiting in line privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm, #254475
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm, #254474
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 11:59 am, #254469
Avast, Matey...I always respect others' piracy...Arrr.


WAITING FOR ANSWER -


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm, #139142
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135868
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am, #135800
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am, #122553
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?


THE QUESTION -




CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!


TAGS: cubby bedroom waiting list growing fans panda s**t
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 8:37 am, #129047
As long as he likes my sloppy seconds...


TABLE MANNERS - They are a damn side better than yours!




NEW YEARS EVE -




Florida -


TAGS: elderly florida god waiting room
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:07 am, #247425
Sad thing? I understood it just fine!
spacedog - July 5, 2013, 8:14 pm, #247412
What the heck did I type last night? (*they hope, and *It could, yeesh.) Still deserves 5 hockey sticks.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:44 am, #247380
Bahaha...thanks dawg!
spacedog - July 4, 2013, 8:34 pm, #247373
HA! The hope at any rate. T could be they're getting acclimated for HEdoublehockeysticks. 5L


Telling Time -


TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm, #254940

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am, #254864
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm, #254857

I think these women may have crabs.


It's Okay Not To Ask -




CASEY ANTHONY - She has sworn to find her child's killer . . . . . . We're waiting. Perhaps start with a reflective surface.


TAGS: casey anthony we re waiting
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 11:28 pm, #245155
I was surprised when she was found not guilty. My first thought was, "Johnny Cochrane? Have you possessed other attorneys?"
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:58 pm, #245150

She is having trouble getting help, OJ Simpson won't return her calls.


HONEY? -




HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: waiting watching
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:31 pm, #174351
You must always carry aluminum foil in the shread. McGuyver will thank you later.
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:20 am, #174337

fantastic, I woke up this morning in a similar place....d*** the luck at the casino.
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:13 am, #174322
Put him in the basement and let the girls have their way...we have work to do Aggy.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:45 am, #174320
Or so you claim in your sworn deposition, yet I don't see any boxes or bags of elbow macaroni, or reams of construction paper in THIS Ph**OGRAPH! Doooo yoooou? Hmmmm!???
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am, #174318
I just make macaroni pictures with birds and flowers... and the sun... a happy place.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:22 am, #174315
pictures of iconic figures in the civil rights movement in the sixties (Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, etc.), or various tools I could use to break the hell outta that shed. And maybe a loaded handgun, to boot.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:20 am, #174314
I always hate it when this happens. Though sometimes, when I'm not trying to break my way outta yet another shed, I try to imagine what kinda things I'd like to see hanging there at a time like this. And it always comes down to a coin toss between ...


FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.


TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm, #234294

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.


THE MODS IN HELL - are also tracking your submissions Yes, you'll be seeing them again


TAGS: hell is waiting
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 9:58 pm, #159623
Hey, that's my job...
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:06 pm, #159600

Nice gil, a final exam


Uncertainty -




Waiting -


TAGS: motifake poster waiting approve
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 10, 2015, 4:19 pm, #261155
oopsy, I missed it too....my 5 goes here
JesusWept - May 10, 2015, 4:12 pm, #261154
Thanks a lot, guys :))
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 11:30 am, #261150

LOL5...how did i mi55 thi5
concern3 - May 9, 2015, 4:39 am, #261127
A 5er, Thats me five up, third guy in
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 10:55 pm, #261123
Yup! GUILTY! I check on my babies anytime I get online, until they hit the screen, even if I'm just doing a weather check! LOL! 5L!


Ring Doorbell -




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